By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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killak41 9

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

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Lanceeden 12

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

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lmaoatall 6

Show him Christmas future, a picture of you shoving your foot up his ass. Thinking about it, why wait. Make it Christmas present. Do it tiny Steve. Make Timmy proud.

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dansco 24

That seemed like a waste of time! Should've created a voodoo doll instead lol

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bubo_fml 10

"No one looks good in brown lipstick!" - Frank Zappa

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drawmesunshine 17

Yeah, OP's a dick; he won't get out of his boss' ass! Wait...

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Steve95401 49

Do a kick-ass job in your work and get your nose out of your boss' ass. That is how OP will get ahead.

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

Dude, was it you who wrote this fml?

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Steve95401 49

#121 - no, it wasn't me. I work in government and we don't get bonuses.

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BlueBug94 4

Wow what an asshole (your boss)

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xSorry_fml 10

Your boss isn't your friend. I don't give cards to people who aren't my friend. I also rarely tell my friends to **** off, but tell people I don't know all the time. I like your boss for telling it like it is kiss ass.

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