By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 00:11 - United States

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML
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killak41 9

Maybe if you put on a little more glitter...

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Lanceeden 12

I find it funny his fml name is anonymous. I know his true identity....STEVE. -dramatic chipmunk stare-

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lizliz23 0

90, u r so right, tell em girl

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Tmoney20 3

Ahhahahahahahhahahahha!!!!! Good try but stop being an ass kisser and let your hard work and dedication get you a bonus not your metro bullshit! Lol

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yellowzinnias 20

That's what you get for spending work hours on a craft project and sucking up.

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perdix 29

It depends on how the ass is kissed. If Steve has brought his boss three strippers to do private office lap dances followed by happy endings, the boss could have been very impressed with that kind of ass-kissing. BTW, if you are inclined to get me a "seasons greetings" gift, I just left you a huge hint. Please give me 24 hours notice of the "surprise" -- I'm going to need to brick in my cubicle ;)

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TheDog6 24

This is why you do good deeds just for the sake of doing them; not for affirmations/ rewards from others.

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twister8008 2

A homeade card for your boss? Really? Here's your sign!

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carleilam 3

You made a card for your boss? I don't know....seems kind of weird. But wouldn't you have figured out by now that your boss is a jerk? Weird or not it was a nice gesture and your boss is an ass.

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