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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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By fuckbio - 12/12/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 01:58

Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Oh shit.

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:45

Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation

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klovemachine 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:54

The OP painted a beautiful picture with her words :D

D1323 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:17

All that hard work right down the drain :(

Raineraine93 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:33

red bull, bro. no *****.

williamcarter93 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:49

where did you get that username from?

krewer21 1

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:58

Sister, seriously you had no clue the caffeine wasn't going to hurt you? What, you some sugar spun princess that had no clue? Gee Snow White, get over yourself,

zandalee 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:19

44; I just read your comment in a Billy Connelly voice. I'm afraid. Very afraid

nmx2 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 18:28

Billy Connelly? More like Justin Bieber. Yeah, #44's comment sounds pretty natural read in a Justin Bieber voice, and comes off something like this: "some chick posted a story about something funny that happened to her on a humor website! She must think she's better than me! Wahhhhh!"

Roflsauruz 12

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:19

Next time, take Imodium if you have to. I believe it would have taken a RIDICULOUS amount of coffee/caffeine to produce massive/explosive laxative-style side effects like those, so if you drank that much... YDI.