By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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Myo_fml 20

At least he's making the best of it. Maybe you should follow his example.

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GothickNihilist 15

Elderly people seem to understand, that since they are old the might as well have fun. It may be a disturbing sight, but at least he is making the most of his life. I think you might need some brain bleach though.

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kisecawchuck 11

Go and join him? I would

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loserman67 35

Hey, when the world gives you lemons, make lemonade! Good for him. On the other hand there are somethings that cannot be unseen. To that end, I'm sorry you had to look at his ashy white, saggy ass and his dangling, grey, liver-spotted balls and his droopy, veiny peni..... excuse me, I need to go throw up.

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Brainnnnz 19

You sure know how to describe old man dick in excruciating detail...

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TheOnlyX 11

I think you may have spent too much time thinking about how you were going to describe his genitalia.

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Reaper5639 16

I want what he's smoking! Sounds like fun.

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Geometric 18

Meanwhile in Wellington...

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EsOSiQueEs 14

This may be the one and only example where YOLO is an acceptable term to use.

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EsOSiQueEs 14

An old man dancing around butt naked in a flooded street? It does.

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countryrose92 23

I think that's awesome, I wouldn't like him being naked but hell, an old man splashing in a puddle with a snorkel on? That's flippin awesome

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AngrySailor 17

At least his grey balls would have been submerged.

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outoftown 26

Not unless they sagged past his knees.

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BobbieH 19

You didn't run out and join in the fun? Naked puddle party pooper! FYL

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balletteacher 11

Good job, old guy! Way to release your inner 4-year old!

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