Miscellaneous: Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 00:44 - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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You deserved it 28 596

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 713

You deserved it 4 892

AznShadowWc 9

Monday 14 October 2013 2:09

If she can't respect your family, dump her ass

bgdkmcgee 10

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

I'd fire her.

Comments

chilevmv 7

Monday 14 October 2013 4:30

What a bitch! She definitely not the one for you man. Some one like that should not be in a relationship. Let her go.

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 14 October 2013 4:35

Tell me you got rid of her like a festering boil cause that's just rude

askingandy 23

Monday 14 October 2013 4:38

I mean. FYL on a huge part because she could not be a huge bitch and act like your grandmother passing away isn't a big deal. But I'm also leaning towards YDI because there has to be a reason she's so pissed off besides what happened today. I've been having similar feelings towards my boyfriend now; pissed off because he doesn't involve me in his life, goes offline and doesn't let me be there for him when he's unhappy, talks to his friends and plays his games more than he interacts with me, breaks (or at least tries to break) our plans because a friend suddenly wants to see him. If you treat her anything like that, then I see where she's coming from. TL;DR: FYL for a huge bitch of a girlfriend and your grandmother dying. But also YDI because I'm assuming things.

queerdragon 20

Monday 14 October 2013 7:44

Not all men are like your boyfriend. Whether or not the girlfriend is upset because of past occurrences, Op's grandmother just died and the issues can be set aside to let him grieve. Anyone with a brain knows you don't compound one issues with a thousand others. Op is not in the mood to deal with fixing the relationship and will not likely for a week or more. The girlfriend is a bitch because her happiness was more important than having compassion to someone she "cares about." She likes him enough to date him, so she should know him well enough that she knows how he deals with problems and grief. If she has a huge problem with him, then she needs to take responsibility for her problems and end it. Grandma just died that day, of course he is not going to want to rush to his girlfriend to repeat the heartbreaking news. He needs some time to himself to understand how he feels and sort it out.

Lizzy500 16

Monday 14 October 2013 15:27

@84 Also, I think you may need to rethink your relationship, because it seems you have a lot more invested in him than he has in you. That will not improve with time.

beautifulsoul89 11

Monday 14 October 2013 4:41

Wow, what a bitch. I would say "next" cuz what type of female gonna be that rude about your grandma passing away unless it was a sick joke you pulled on her! Tell her Ass to kick rocks, you can find someone better.