Miscellaneous: Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 00:44 - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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AznShadowWc 9

Monday 14 October 2013 2:09

If she can't respect your family, dump her ass

bgdkmcgee 10

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

I'd fire her.

Comments

latinheat96 9

Monday 14 October 2013 7:48

*ex-girlfriend I'm sure that's what you meant.

n00b4liciou5 10

Monday 14 October 2013 8:00

The only female I would ever deem specially worthy of the title: "****".

Blizztastic21 17

Monday 14 October 2013 8:03

I would have replied, "Ask me if I'm ******* single."

Cass_x 22

Monday 14 October 2013 8:31

my uncle passed away yesterday.. when I told my boyfriend, his answer was "Oohn". that's it, nothing more.. I know how you feel OP..

mrsnugglefunny 10

Monday 14 October 2013 8:32

Dump her ass OP

psychchika 13

Monday 14 October 2013 9:08

Wtf. What a bitch. You should be with someone who respects you and the things you care about.

natsu123_fml 3

Monday 14 October 2013 10:08

I don't get how she was soo mad, if I don't hear from my partner I start to worry if he is okay, and if he told me something like that I would just try to help, and if that means leaving him alone some more that's fine...how can anyone get angry?! Its rather immature of her. Was she 12?! Eugh.

brinnablaine 22

Monday 14 October 2013 10:30

Wow, nearly the same thing happened to me a few years ago. My grandmother had been in hospice for a few days and the doctors told us she wouldnt make it another day. After saying goodbye to her for the last time, I finally broke down and cried. A few hours later, I was getting ready to go to work and my (now ex) boyfriend started a fight about how he felt neglected all week and my family may need me but he needs attention too (he actually used those words). I told him I was too tired for that but that we could talk about it when I got home from work. as I was walking out the door he yelled, "you know what? I don't think you even love me anymore! " A few hours later, I got the call that my grandmother had finally passed. A few days later, I dumped the jerk.

who10nanny 8

Monday 14 October 2013 18:22

This also happened to me. When my grandfather passed, I bailed on plans with my then-boyfriend to attend the wake & funeral. When I got to school on Monday, still very much depressed, he dumped me because I bailed even when I told him why. I'm glad that relationship didn't last long.

brinnablaine 22

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:47

Its amazing how selfish some people can be. Luckily, there are also people who are wonderfully kind, caring, and sweet. I found one, myself. I hope you do too.