Miscellaneous: Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired...

By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By AngrySon - 29/09/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 03:48 - United States

Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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Am I really the asshole here?

By What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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Extreme cooking

By oldmold - 23/07/2020 17:01

Today, my husband and I got into a huge argument. He called me wasteful for throwing out old food. He insisted that you can simply pick the mold off and the food was perfectly fine. He’s going to kill our kids. FML

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niemann2006 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:06

either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)

SKYblue_fml 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:09

maybe your roommate has had a bad experience with this? Nevertheless, sounds a bit crazy...

Comments

xOpheliacx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:44

Here's my advice: Buy yourself a mini-fridge. They've got one at Target. It's almost $200 but it has a freezer too, and if your room mate is that dumb, I think it's a good investment.

saze_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:44

I agree with what OP did, but just out of courtesy u should ask ppl before throwing their shit out

dizzy87 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:47

I've had a bad roommate who I would LOVE to feed old expired food to. You are SOOO lucky. hahaha

kissiy6 15

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:04

Ew, that's so gross! Now not only has it expired, it's been in the garbage! That's just grosss!! :P

KZN02 18

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:09

Maybe the expired food was not intended to be eaten by the owner? Maybe it's used for an experiment or prank?

xxyahqirlmelloxx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:50

im srry but ur roomate is rertarted

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:32

That's like a little kid who doesn't want to play with his toys, then a friend comes and uses it and acts like he wanted it in the first place.

fyourlife33 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:52

wait wait wait.. can someone explain how the op's life is ****** please? im confused..

f_my_effing_life 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:06

the fact that she had to pull out the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and put it back. adurr.

fyourlife33 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:30

well actually it sounds like the roomate did the pulling out of the garbage... but either way i dont think this is really classified as the op's life being ****** maybe just, dang i wasted 15 minutes of my life, oh well

sparxva 12

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:19

YDI - don't throw away other people's stuff without at least telling them first. FYL - your roommate is a pig. Next time tell your roommate to dispose of their own science projects.

rockstarK9 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:50

Dude, my roommate is the exact same way, don't feel bad. He's the kind of guy that will leave a leftover unwrapped package of meat in the freezer/fridge. And don't put that shit back, that moldy dairy will stink up the whole fridge and the food inside it, not to mention potentially taint everything, it's just basic food health safety!