Health: Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my...

By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

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By Hungrey - 29/05/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By SmallTownCutie - 29/05/2019 04:13

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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emeraldisle 30

Sunday 22 May 2016 6:53

Sounds like your mum needs to see a therapist as well.

nicole1765 14

Sunday 22 May 2016 6:47

Sounds like a more extreme version of my mom. When I was younger and tried to diet, my mom always thought i was starving myself.

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sunrise_citly 4

Tuesday 24 May 2016 23:04

OP, you should just go to the psych, anyway. Any proper medic should soon realize that you're not the one with a problem here, your mum is. If you're a minor, someone can still step in and take the necessary steps to make sure you both get treatment. You get a nutritionist, she gets the psych.

EspyPsyche 11

Wednesday 25 May 2016 0:59

Go, and tell the doc all about how your mom beats you. That'll make her stop.

dapussyslayer 7

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:25

just agree to therapy and if you arent anorexic (which is a mental order causing one to believe they are undesirable "borderline obese" etc.) then she'll be admitted for therapy under state orders lol

JackFaire 27

Friday 9 September 2016 19:47

Go. Seriously Go. My folks shoved me into therapy because they kept catching me "doing drugs" or rather they found evidence someone was doing drugs and my older brother kept saying it was me. Getting a therapist to tell them to back the hell off worked better than my telling them nothing was up. And if you're struggling with obesity and your mom is in denial about it a therapist could help.