Health: Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By neighbor - 26/01/2014 13:08 - Australia - Mosman

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

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By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 15:00

Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML

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By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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By jamjamy - 26/12/2008 04:53 - France

Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 16:32 - Russian Federation

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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hiddydiddy 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:06

rude people nowadays... :(

Doortje 29

Friday 7 January 2011 9:10

Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.

Comments

_streets_ 19

Friday 7 January 2011 9:29

8 - the same god damn thing happened to me, and I didn't even have bad acne at all, until wham! I broke out because of that shit.

iamthellamaking 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:41

shove an orange up her ass next time you see her

maybaybe 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:47

haha yes!

xVictoriaDreamz 0

Friday 7 January 2011 10:03

At least she was nice enoughh to be honest...

iamthellamaking 0

Friday 7 January 2011 11:43

so if I called

Lalala1996 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 9:16

Nobody asked her. She had no reason to say it. She did it out of her on rudeness.

PahhDee 0

Friday 7 January 2011 10:03

Ahahaha! Shea mean :/

drizzydrake808 4

Friday 7 January 2011 10:08

that's wat I'm saying wow 20 pounds must have been crazy to lift

InnocentLies 0

Friday 7 January 2011 10:21

It brings out all your acne the first two to three weeks. You have to keep using it. :p

nickbw 0

Friday 7 January 2011 10:28

20 pounds? Where I work there are 50 pound bags of concrete that we put 20ish per customer in their trucks by hand per day... and do you think those people are at all pleasant?