By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 12:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
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Action_Bastard 0

That man is full of WIN.

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fmlwinnn 0

so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.

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jose1760 1

You should of said no I'm getting hungry and then took the shot!!!

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Leftieswillrule 3

this is a prime example of the way people think. If OP was a an optimistic funloving person this would be on MLIA but instead it's here and OP is bitter

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mike3775 35

That was hilarious. I dont see anything bad in it at all, at least your boyfriend didnt roll over and go to sleep right after.

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sourgirl101 28

Great sex gives some people extra energy. Just like when you leave the gym and you're all pumped up. Not everyone falls dead asleep if you're in decent shape.

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Zosiaaa 0

I never laughed so hard in my life. How is this an 'fml'?

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bachooka 5

"today I realized my boyfriend is a guy and does guy things fml" i can see my husband and almost all of my guy friends doing something like that... if you don't like it, become a lesbian.

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boopityboppity 11

You can see your husband and all of your guy friends doing that? All at once? I'm not going to one of your parties, sorry.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

FYL for not knowing how good you have it. Really, why do people post FMLs whenever someone tries to be funny in the bedroom?

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