By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 12:01 - United States

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Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
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Action_Bastard 0

That man is full of WIN.

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fmlwinnn 0

so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.

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boopityboppity 11

"Ha! Now I've got to carry around a baby for nine months! The joke's on you!"

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princess_patches 2

hahaha! if my fiance did that id be laughing so hard.

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joa76 3

Where's the button for "that's funny, you just have no sense of humor"? There seem to be a lot of FMLs that could use that one.

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ThemeCherry 0

I suppose he may have had some creepier ideas for round two?:o

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Igor_g5 0

At least he didn't turn it inside out and use it again like somebody I know did. He ended up being a father at an early age.

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dug44 0

hilarious.....at your expense!!!! haha, stupid!

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cufaoil 11

"had pretty much amazing sex" to OP's bf, translation: she's had better....

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