Intimacy: Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex,...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 12:01 - United States

Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

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Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Action_Bastard 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:11

That man is full of WIN.

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:14

so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.

Comments

slappomatt 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:09

why do the women always bitch about finny things guys do after sex? she just said it was great? stfu and make him a sammich!

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:05

Hahaha! well atleast you're having amazing sex. lmoa!!

titty24 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:39

****

guyfromri 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:40

Obviously being old enough to cum doesn't make you mature enough to have sex. I suggest you not screw him again until after his 12th birthday. Good job using condoms though.

gothicvamp98 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:41

lol it's obvious that ur bf is full of win and you fail for not accepting his humor fyl

persephone13 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:35

This is NOT an fml. "My boyfriend did something hilarious! Oh no!" Psh! It's funny. Learn to laugh. Are you going to post again later? "Today, I was watching television and this guy told a joke. Everyone laughed. fml."