Miscellaneous: Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest...

By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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By fuuuudge - 19/08/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 25 September 2012 16:30

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

TheMaster15 10

Tuesday 25 September 2012 17:17

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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MrChrisOake 3

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:15

Mines "Professor Oake" Gotta say, I love mine.

amanda_say_whutt 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:19

My last name is Pfister. So they call me Pfister the "fister"

kellygirl83 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:48

Some people call me Kelz Belz.

KMtheDrummer 6

Tuesday 25 September 2012 19:54

I have a friend who is either Ripstick Randy, Nash the Hash, or Drew Bob Gabe Nash. I'm either Ginger or Chocolate Rain, no puns. :0

LollipopDragon 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 20:24

Karebear. It was fine when I was 5.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Tuesday 25 September 2012 20:40

My surname's Randall and everyone calls me Mahatma Randy. There are a few who call me Randalf the Gay (as in Gandalf the Grey) as well, haha. :(

kipfischer 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 20:43

It would have been easier to just call him Doormatt

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Tuesday 25 September 2012 20:51

That was pretty low of her to tell you they said that. You could tell them to go **** themselves next time, because you're no doormat. They were asking for it, after all.