By sucker - 26/09/2012 17:07 - United States - Milton

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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nerobluerose 10

Kill them both and burry the bodies in a corn field, no one will find then in a cornfield.

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lovepandorasaver 11

Take the house and do things to make her move

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xAttackAttackx 25

Op should pull a Katy Holmes!

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LaBooskie 1

Make him move out. Put the house up for sale. Take him for all hes got. Then kill the bitch next door. Feed her body to wild dogs.

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monkiki62 5

Threaten her with a needle saying your going to pop her boobs if she doesn't stay away.

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real84farmkid 2

Your not alone my friend! I found out my wife was doing the same thing while I was at work, keep your head up!

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ChristineAnn58 8

I really don't know how you don't beat the living shit out of her or kill her ... I'd kill her. Not even kidding.

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ilovecandie 0

I recommend hitting the gym, going to the spa, then going to the mall and getting 2 weeks worth of sexy clothes. Make sure the gym membership, spa, and clothing is all being charged to his bank account. Then get your friends together for some revenge and have him walkin on you. He'll go nuts.

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PhishloverA 14

You mean your ex-husband right? And more like relationship/marriage wrecker

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mskimbelinapham 5

People usually blame just the home wrecker... I blame the significant other more. He opened the door and let her in!

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