By sucker - 26/09/2012 17:07 - United States - Milton

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
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nerobluerose 10

Kill them both and burry the bodies in a corn field, no one will find then in a cornfield.

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lovepandorasaver 11

Take the house and do things to make her move

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BloodFaerie 21

I know this is going to lead to comments of "Oh, you Americans love to sue..." but seriously, I'm sure you could think of several ways to sue your neighbour (and probably the husband, if you like) so as to help you afford to move....

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fyreprincess 3

I am so sorry. start saving your pennies, make a plan and follow thru on it. good luck op!

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charlesPscene 4

Kill them. Kill them all.

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mosquito19 14

you should super glue his balls to his legs

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

I would have whipped my husbands ass. Thank goodness this girl is single. :)

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etoilenuit 15

Kick him out and kick her ass. Problem solved!

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Djlj 1

YDI Your husband is to blame. He was the one who made a commitment to you. If you are going to forgive him you should forgive her for falling for all the lines he fed her. She never made a commitment to you. She fell for the bullshit your loving husband said about you not understanding his needs.

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StanSmith2013 26

There is only one option, kill them both and burn the bodies!

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rainbowteehee 6

He's a ******* slutty hoe. Leave him, it's the best thing to do.

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