Love: Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly...

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By Meghan - 22/02/2013 01:33 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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Mixed signals, mixed results

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Great expectations

By trustworthy friend - 22/12/2022 12:00

Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 1:28

Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:53

Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"

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MissOriginal 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:31

All the good guys are gay.... quite sad really... fingers crossed hoping hes bi....

gotpromise 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:37

Thank you, 70, not all gays have to be flamboyant believe it or not.

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:46

Maybe he's bi

Bloonbloon 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:18

FHL, he's gay. Now watch as my number of haters grow :D

stlcardsftw 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:27

sucks for uu

sweatnut 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:31

6 = :)

gayguyisherelol 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:43

how cute lol

alexsannell 13

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:53

wowsers

me5 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:21

A person does not look gay. The person is only gay... get rid of stereotypes! 

jair_lhao 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:47

can I get his number? lol

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