Love: Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 15:00 - South Africa

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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PeopleRSoDumb 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:10

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

gingersnapper 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:25

YDI for marrying your sister!

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nightkeeper 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:11

wow,result of 3P?

Melissa92_fml 13

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:12

that bites...

iCrazie 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:35

so wait is it incest or she cheated on you with your brother....

phoenix3e 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:11

gratz your wife is a *****

TripleJumpMan 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:18

haha woops I thought it meant that his wife was his sister :P until I read the comments

LoudAsThunder 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:26

That kinda makes you a stepdad instead..

omgtooweird 0

Monday 11 January 2010 8:05

man not only is brother a big pussy bitch who deserves a firm bitch ass nd anal penetration. yo wife is a hoe! nd thats y she sucks...but srry u couldnt give her a kid. shes still a hoe. its all on her nd that bitch ass u have to call ur brother

anonymouskid35 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:13

ha! get destroyed.

HahAboy95 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:36

at least if you split up you won't have to pay child support

BS_everyday 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 4:38

this is when you wonder what goes on in their house (problems etc) and i feel sorry for you. i hope that will never happen to me in my life. :(

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