By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 591
You deserved it 3 578
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PeopleRSoDumb 0

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

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sl_1996 0

family reunions are gunna be hella awkward

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TheNewGuy03 28

that's a hot mess. this is the first time i'm gonna recommend fratricide. |the kid|

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blondiegurl710 1

so wait... r u her brother or brother in law? either way, it's gross. ur life suck dramatically!!!!

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paramorefan125 0

dude soooooooooo fukkd! kick Ur bro's ass!!!

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topnotchbiz 0

well written OP.... on that note that sux dump the slore and introduce your bro to your fist

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sjdjxjwn 0

#73 is a dik u would ruin there lives

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WTFWASTHATSHIT 0

you should make sure she "slips" down a flight of stairs. your brother sperm givith gravity taketh away.

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sarcdude 3

Wow. you definitely have my sympathy OP. A similar situation involving my older brothers, where one moved in on the other brother's ex-wife after a divorce can't even begin to compare to this wretchedness.

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eveningG 0

i dont get how familys could be so brutal to eachother. and shes obviously got some issues of her own.

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