By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

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girlpenguin 0

That's a f*cked up situation, quite literally.

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BurpusMe 0

That's awful. If it were me, I'd skip town and forget these people exist.

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theman34 0

kill that son of a bitch

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ambrz 0

to #9: omg he means that he'll be an uncle because he wife was impreganted by his brother.. shheeesh :p

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null_fml 11

You're a brilliant one, ain'tcha? I can't believe you figured that out all by yourself.

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morningwoody 0

to #27: omg i bet you are a pathetic geek who never step out of your room and have no human friend.. shheeesh :p

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frankabagnale504 0

beat that man to pulp ...at least thats the only thing u can do to prove ur self as a man

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seven_to_twelve 3

The only good thing I can see about this is that she was honest, and didn't try and pass the baby off as yours. Other than that, your life is indeed ******.

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iSwag 0

I can't even begin to think of what to tell you...FYB, FYW, and FYL

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null_fml 11

"FYB"? That would be incest. "FYW"? He already tried that; it doesn't seem to have worked. "FYL"? Now we're talkin'.

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