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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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DahkLohd 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:05

So, be happy that she didn't die?

TryptamineDreame 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 16:17

LOL "I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML" woooow

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ColdGold 6

Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:51

Going to your gf's party should have been part of celebrating your grandmother's life. Most people enjoy a big meal after funerals to celebrate the deceased's life. Live and learn.

Sindy_fml 4

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:02

aww, poor gf... fhl... Lol

zivlaks 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:02

lol!

ballesteros1992 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:49

are actually more concerned about your girlfriends party, than your grandmas health?

bassbon16 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:05

You could've combined them both, death day/birthday party

heyu7421 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:34

Youre selfish as all holy hell for making your gf cancel her party!

ohmek 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:53

So your gradma lives and it's a fml story because you had to go out of your way to mourn for no reason? How ******* pathetic.

varkey 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:40

you should be happy you ******* freak

missryanmichelle 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:23

1, bad word choice by saying you 'made' her cancel, unless you actually MADE her cancel, in which case you're just a major jerk. 2, how is it even possible to get that kind if information wrong? 3, unless the party was ON the day of the funeral (which obviously you wouldn't know since your grandma isn't actually dead) then there would be NO reason to cancel it. 4, you better have a big plan to make things up to your girlfriend.

bobjoefredsky 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:37

LUCKY! u know how sad I was when mine died? she was one of the closest ppl to me. u shud not be saying "Ooh FML FML OMG" u shud be happy so shut up silly

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