Miscellaneous: Today, after my son's new friend spent the night, I commented...

By insertfoothere - 18/07/2009 11:26 - United States

Today, after my son's new friend spent the night, I commented on how his hair had such a straight line in it from one ear to the other. I joked about how he must have fallen asleep with headphones on, or had bad hat hair. He informed me it was a scar from brain surgery he had when he was younger. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 00:00

Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By an egg - 30/10/2015 13:43 - United States - Livonia

Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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awesomelylame 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:12

You didn't know. Just apologize once and that's all you can do.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:23

He probably wasn't offended. I bet he has to explain that all the time anyway

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mattmag 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:25

Just hope the surgery didn't give him superpowers and extreme rage.

More_Man 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:02

did your friends son go to grossmont highschool? I might know him.

Rejuvination 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:08

Well when I was born, I had sagittal suture synostosis, which means that the plats on the side of my skull were locked, and my head was being formed such that my forehead and back of my head were protruding outwards, while the sides of my skull couldn't grow. I had surgery when I was almost 1, and now have a baseball stitch scar across the top of my head. There is no reason to feel bad when someone is uninformed in a problem, there isn't even a need to apologize. I feel that it is more of a conversation starter than anything. FYL.

jnic 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:45

So you made comments and bad jokes about a part of someone's appearance looking weird, and expected that to be okay? Even if he was just born like that, you're a jerk. It's easy to assume he would be insecure about a feature like that.

sickinlove13 0

Monday 27 July 2009 21:00

Did you not notice the scar?

razz27 0

Friday 1 January 2010 11:34

damn im sorry but u get the DOUCHE stamp

mexican_chica 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:00

we have a boy like that at our skool. he's an awesome dude i love him to death (like brother) his name is Logan H. we also have a boy named Marco, and he's mexican he speicficly gets his hair cut so that he has two lines on the side of head. personaly some ppl think its werid, but i think things like that make the person unique, and hot ;D