Health: Today, after nearly a year of headaches and fuzzy vision, I went... - FML

By Midnightpearls - 02/11/2012 15:39 - United States

Today, after nearly a year of headaches and fuzzy vision, I went to the eye doctor. It turns out I've had my contacts in the wrong eyes for a year. FML

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Midnightpearls 13

Friday 23 November 2012 4:53

TO ALL YOU PEOPLE ASKING WHY I WAITED: I'm at college and I still depend on my parents' income. I basically get one eye doctor visit a year because it's what we can afford. Alright, people?

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littlehollycocks 0

Friday 2 November 2012 19:16

Why on earth did you wait so long?

zingline89 18

Friday 2 November 2012 19:28

I had a similar problem, but with my car. After years of constant accidents and high insurance premiums, I realized I've been driving in reverse the whole time.

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weezylette22 12

Saturday 30 April 2016 3:20

wow that's a long time to wait

wrenavery90 12

Saturday 6 August 2022 20:26

I can't believe you waited that long.

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