Miscellaneous: Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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DemonicAngel151 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:04

O.O what an asshole guard!

mj2123 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:13

Running through the airport looks romantic on movies - in real life? Not such a great idea. The security guard probably should have tried to do something nonphysical to stop you first, before tackling, though...

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katherinebby17 28

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:43

damn that really sucks but if i saw that i think i would have laughed

kpanchal 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:55

Sue the airport. People ******* run in airports all the time. Did he ever stop to think "HEY! MAYBE SHES LATE FOR A FLIGHT?!?!" Sue the guard as well, **** his life.

alex_vik 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:35

Oh great, another "SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE I'M STUPID" person.

JCho321 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:06

so if the OP sued then shed be stupid cause she got tackled for running in an airport...?

Everlost 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:03

hahahaha that would have been priceless to witness.

russianredgirl 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:12

THATS RETARDED!!! it probably wasn't international then. people run in airports ALL THE TIME!!! it's called being late for a flight!! i had to run across an international airport before, i was ten mins late!! ahhaha, he dumb

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:30

I'm kind of glad I read this, I'm flying back to my college town on Friday and finally going to see my boyfriend after over a month...I will be so excited to see him but i'll make sure not to run!

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:38

at an airport EVERYTHING looks suspicious

Skynet1121 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:07

ouch, yeah FYL

elseany 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:38

thats pretty gay of the guard i mean you probably looked overjoyed... the terrorists will be the ones NOT smiling dumbass guard

epikz 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:01

at least they didn't taser you like they did with some polish guy at vancouver airport. he also died from taser injuries. nonetheless, FYL

TheBigGamer 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:17

I wouldn't be surprised to hear a guy got shot at an airport while he was scratching his balls because a guard thought he may be triggering a bomb, I really wouldn't