Transportation: Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By fuji - 16/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By nozVail - 20/11/2015 23:52 - United States

Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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TinyEMT 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:33

Try not being a typical douchebag by trying to "hit it" and stick with saying thank you. Then maybe you won't look quite so pathetic. ;)

MetalxSoldier 26

Sunday 12 February 2012 9:39

I guess thats the only tail you're gonna smash tonight!

Comments

simgar98 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:15

euhmmm.... your grandma???

Danielle2438 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:18

Yeah. I'm pretty sure hitting the taillight is not going to fix it. The wiring probably came loose.

crazyblackchick 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:34

This reminds me of an episode of family guy.

hamtaro331 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 15:53

Well hitting it would be the first idea I would think of. A simple shout would be more smart

TXjuggalo972 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 18:26

Fus ro dah shout? More smart???

brohamas16 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:03

I'm guessing you have stitches and a smashed tail light?

shsbrownie 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:04

somethings broken so what should you do? BEAT IT SOME MORE

Mister_Triangle 21

Monday 13 February 2012 8:26

That's what my sister did when our computer's fan was acting up.... a few days later, the computer fried itself

brohamas16 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 16:07

wait were you really trying to fix it or just show off that you can break a light because I've never seen a car mechanic just beating the shit out of a car