Intimacy: Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2015 19:37 - Canada

Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 7 356

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 659

By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 924

By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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You deserved it 82 696

Don't hate the player

By JARRD - 05/11/2021 17:00

Today, what was supposed to be a confession of feelings and a 'one night stand, never talk about this again' with my best friend of 13 years turned out to be a positive pregnancy test from her. My wife is not gonna be happy. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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You deserved it 1 286

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 6 700

By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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You deserved it 2 681

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 8 514

Spreading

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

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You deserved it 174

jayemerald17 25

Friday 7 August 2015 7:47

Well I guess you're not going to be invited to the baby shower. But on the bright side there's no way you could've known, and now you don't have to live a lie!

Yazoo77 16

Friday 7 August 2015 7:51

Be there for her and support her, don't be that person who's not a friend anymore due to a difference in opinion

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 August 2015 0:00

Being Canadian a sorry should fix all that... You have a bit of pride for waiting I would say

likice93 7

Saturday 8 August 2015 2:37

Teenage pregnancy does not ruin the lives of all young parents it depends on how hard the person is willing to work

jenninyc1128 17

Saturday 8 August 2015 3:18

There is nothing wrong with expressing your opinion, just wrong timing...

SquirrelyGirly42 3

Saturday 8 August 2015 4:02

Teen pregnancy WILL ruin her life, not your fault.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 8 August 2015 4:39

Well, are you wrong, OP? I certainly don't think so.

tiredofwaiting 25

Saturday 8 August 2015 7:31

You should try to support her like any true friend would but you just said what was on your mind no need to feel bad about it. You did not know pregnant if you hurt her feelings just apologize.

Urpoppy 21

Saturday 8 August 2015 16:38

Well you are still right.

I_eat_hearts17 9

Saturday 8 August 2015 23:26

18 and 19 is still teenage years but a perfectly acceptable time to have a child. Once you're an adult you're an adult. Sure you can't drink legally yet but an adult having a baby is not a ridiculous thing, at least to me. Also ftr I was not a teen when I had my son. :-)