Transportation: Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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By justgreat - 28/09/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I was picking up my 10 year old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML

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By VDM - 03/06/2013 21:16 - France - Poissy

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

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By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

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Never joke with TSA

By missy - 16/06/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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The Covid who stole Christmas

By TCRII - 22/12/2020 08:09

Today, I picked up my 5 year-old son for Christmas break. We were on the way to the airport, talking about Santa and what we were going to do over the break when my fiancée called to tell me that she had been exposed to Covid-19. I took him home to his mom's and missed my flight. FML

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Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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Dogs with jobs

By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 21:11 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my family got detained by airport security thanks to one of their dogs. It didn't even bark to indicate there was something wrong, though. It just kept sniffing my dad, probably because we had our dog with us in the car on the way there. FML

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Sunday 24 January 2010 20:10

Well hopefully your son learned a lesson. Can't really expect a 6 year old to know what he can and cannot say in a airport.

kayceesaysfyl 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:14

your son is a dumbass

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Ryuu_Girl 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:31

I would have smacked him

Dinlordz 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:37

Your son's a dick

BikerMike 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:02

I hope you beat his ass so he can't sit for a week or two

prajna 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:13

Okay, seriously? I know security at airports is tight now a days, but unless your son is 14-15, I don't see airport security tackling someone because their child said that. Detained? Yes. Possibly miss a flight? Yes. Tackled? What??? Are you Arab, w/a Turban on, and a backpack that has some sort of ticking sound coming from it, and did you spill a bunch of gas on you too so you smelled of gasoline?

539533 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:30

kids are funny:)

SumKid_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:02

Dad: Son, when we go to the airport, don't tell them I have a bomb in my undies or that I'm a terrorist, okay? OR ELSE I'LL BEAT THAT ******* LITTLE ASS TILL IT GLOWS LIKE A CHERRY!! Now who's a good little boy?

OBCD_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:19

wow that sucks yet hilarious

Alkix 2

Monday 25 January 2010 5:31

That kid is going to feel silly after he says that the fourth time and security doesn't believe him. But, daddy is actually going to have a bomb and blow up the plane. That will teach him for crying wolf.