Kids: Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two... - FML

By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 19 December 2011 22:53

Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.

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every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:29

You do seem to be in quite a jam. I would definitely call a toe-truck. Holy Shat it's Doc!!!

talldude4u 3

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:29

Remember those parrots that repeat what you say, small children are very much like them.

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dannyice 2

Wednesday 16 May 2012 19:44

Too long. Did not read

PossiblyPingu 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 21:21

If you managed to break your toe while creeping out of the room, you probably weren't creeping. Are you sure you didn't suddenly sprint at the nearest piece of furniture?

newyorkerkyle 24

Monday 6 July 2015 18:14

Found Docs FML :D

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