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I hope it didn't have anything to do with typing.
If you aren't on anti-anxiety meds (probably should be) try taking like 4-6 extra strength aspirin at once not long before the interview. I read about a spy who did this, and he had no physiological signs of nervousness 6 times he was given the lie detector test. I use it when I have soldier of the month boards, and I always do well. Don't do it a lot (like for 2 interviews in a day, or one day after another) or you'll get ulcers though.
What the hell? You got that from a spy? Who the hell are you spilling out top secret tricks on this site? What the hell are you thinking?
Yeah, try aspirin. Also, getting trained as a professional liar probably wouldn't hurt.
ah yes the spy method of extra strength aspirin. also known as the bullshitsumdudejustmadeuponfml method.
the it?
Fainting Goats come to mind, YouTube it!
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what was your answer to the "do you work well under pressure" question?
Should've had a V8!