By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 334
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Same thing different taste

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what was your answer to the "do you work well under pressure" question?

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jennifer93 0
jklol11 0

they're totally calling u back! :D

I hope it didn't have anything to do with typing.

Just be happy you didn't wake up with 1 kidney missing and a sore ass.

Kinda like Charlie the Unicorn. "Hey, they took my kidney!"

JustinThunder 8

Tell him you were acting; one of your many skills.

DoM69_fml 4

if i was the interviewer i would still hire you after laughing so hard

juturnaamo 29

If you aren't on anti-anxiety meds (probably should be) try taking like 4-6 extra strength aspirin at once not long before the interview. I read about a spy who did this, and he had no physiological signs of nervousness 6 times he was given the lie detector test. I use it when I have soldier of the month boards, and I always do well. Don't do it a lot (like for 2 interviews in a day, or one day after another) or you'll get ulcers though.

What the hell? You got that from a spy? Who the hell are you spilling out top secret tricks on this site? What the hell are you thinking?

Yeah, try aspirin. Also, getting trained as a professional liar probably wouldn't hurt.

ah yes the spy method of extra strength aspirin. also known as the bullshitsumdudejustmadeuponfml method.

rhpsfan9 10

How long were you passed out? I'd still call back to see if you could reschedule another interview.

Fainting Goats come to mind, YouTube it!