By anonymaiacciu - 22/12/2012 01:16 - France

Spicy
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
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hockeychicl003 6

maybe your mustache felt like whiskers

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pandachic27 9

Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?

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beehardxcore 26

YDI for trying to wake him the same way his cat does. Learn your place!

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Sugarsticks 2

Wow he was getting freaky with his cat

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Gwyddone 29

Umm... ********** for the... ugh... well, that's just simply perverted.

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JamieLT 22

So? If its ur first night of course he wouldn't expect it and therefore draw other conclusions tat would be suprising.

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SadWIZARD123 1

maybe you were biting you have to use slow and steady pace with even amount of in and out not to much saliva

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InfiniteSecret 20

I would run far far awa, also take the cat for its own safety

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