Miscellaneous: Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran...

By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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You deserved it 7 038

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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You deserved it 4 968

By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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You deserved it 4 988

By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 107

You deserved it 3 196

By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 437

You deserved it 6 073

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 6 156

Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 028

You deserved it 2 795

By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 039

You deserved it 5 053

By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 406

You deserved it 8 095

By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 486

You deserved it 335

mintcar 9

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:43

How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

Aoifexzx 3

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:57

it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.

Comments

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 18 March 2011 0:32

Aww that sucks >.< did you clean up your piss right after? lol

polysyllabist 3

Friday 18 March 2011 0:46

At least you didn't piss yourself in public. Call me a glass half full kind of guy, but I'd put this in the 'win' column.

BugsBunny1 4

Friday 18 March 2011 0:48

You know what, I_iz or whatever you like to go by? Lame puns are my biggest pet PEEve..... -.-

ShakesBeer 0

Friday 18 March 2011 1:04

geez. learn to pee standing up. problem solved.

jackthehoseless 2

Friday 18 March 2011 1:06

That sucks.. did you end up crapping on the floor?

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Friday 18 March 2011 1:19

Why do you lean forward??

kykyshay 0

Friday 18 March 2011 1:32

Oh no! That's sucks. Hopefully you have a mop! :)

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 18 March 2011 1:33

Urine trouble if you cant learn to POOt up with it!

BugsBunny1 4

Friday 18 March 2011 2:03

I don't apeeciate the tone you're using with me! I was already in a shitty mood before you started arguing with me! Now I'm completely pissed off!!! PEEse just stop talking so angrily!