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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the framed memorabilia that I spent $195 on last week came crashing to the floor. It was on my wall for less than 2 hours. The picture is torn and the glass is shattered, but at least the frame is alright. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 9:26

When things like this happen to me, I jus sit on the floor & put on a sad face. :(

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:22

Spouse: Honey, what's this? OP: That's the stand.

Comments

purple91 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:29

It was probably too heavy from all the glass ornaments you put on it.

suavesuave 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:31

U know it's November right?

mommabear0823 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:36

There's nothing wrong with putting a tree up early.

mrosew442 10

Monday 28 November 2011 5:44

69- well, yeah, there is. but you can keep telling yourself whatever you want

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:35

We just finished Thanksgiving, can't we hold off a little while before we get roped into Christmas? I'm not ready for this. Hell, even your tree wasn't ready for this.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:38

The tree would rather commit suicide then put up with a month of being decked out in ornaments.

erikaa1123 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:55

Our family has a tradition of putting it up on thanksgiving..

StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 10:28

17- Mr. T does it every day of his life. A tree can take a month with a bunch of ornaments on it.

docscientist 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:30

I had neighbors install Christmas decorations the day of thanksgiving...

mrbattleman 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:40

that's what you get for setting up your Christmas tree before December. honestly, it's still too soon

osnapitzjp 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:41

Maybe get the cheap plastic ones next time?

cheeseboy77 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 9:52

F the trees life. taking the tree from its natural habitat, you forced the poor tree to stand for hours, holding up heavy glass balls until it collapsed.