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By Dig4life - 05/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Kent

Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML

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By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 11:00

Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML

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Narcissism in a nutshell

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Sister of the year

By not my fault you got knocked up - 09/08/2020 20:02

Today, my older sister threw an epic tantrum, demanding that my parents not pay for my 21st birthday trip. She insists it’s not fair for them to gift me a trip, since she didn’t get to celebrate her 21st. She didn’t get to celebrate because she was pregnant. Now my mom wants to reconsider. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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Bruhsco 8

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:46

You can really sense the love...

bleedingglitter 24

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:47

My mom hates it when I spend any time with my dad or show him any kind of love so I kinda get this.

Comments

abNormal62 23

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:07

Since you're going to Vegas my initial advice would be to split the and double down, but it seems like that already happened. I guess all I got left is to say is - bet on black?

mustangbravo 27

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:14

She's just jelly.

Cringey 18

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:26

FYL, OP. For what it's worth, your dad's an ass.

1dvos_grl3 21

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:09

My parents would tell me anything about each other, whether it was true or not, just so I would like one more than the other. So it doesn't mean what their mom said was true.

OneFourNine 9

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:32

You can be upset about the past, happy about the present or worried about the future. Your choice. Know that these are mutually exclusive. And try not to wait until you are 40 to make the right choice.

Supertramp94 13

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:32

Well that escalated quickly

John_in_Oz 11

Saturday 6 June 2015 2:36

Sounds like Mum is feeling rejected. So she's less mature than you'd like? Accept she's only human.

morganshea 16

Saturday 6 June 2015 3:14

Parents being manipulative like that is never fun... Hope you get things sorted out with your mom and dad OP!

Krwman 8

Saturday 6 June 2015 3:16

At my age, there are so many things I've said that I wish I could take back. I am so thankful that loving family have chosen to ignore and/or forget awful things I've said. Life is too short for bitterness. It's a poison we self-administer.