Love: Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I...

By scribbles1475 - 15/12/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 638

You deserved it 6 973

Paparazzi

By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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You deserved it 4 023

Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 324

You deserved it 5 039

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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You deserved it 409

By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 433

You deserved it 3 735

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 232

Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

I agree, your life sucks 125

You deserved it 542

By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 381

You deserved it 42 216

By Rin - 15/01/2010 08:02 - United States

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 510

You deserved it 6 198

By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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You deserved it 12 062

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 11:59

KEEPER!

valleyshooter 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:03

What!?!? Batman isn't sexy enough for you? A sultry Mexican batman at that too. Your one of those robin girls aren't you. freak!!!

Comments

ILoveBabyPeter 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 20:48

I don't see the problem...

CrassKal 27

Thursday 15 December 2011 20:54

Yeah, fmylife needs a "who cares?" button.

Amajean 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:31

A sense of humor and love for a hero? That sounds like a cool guy

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:53

Ok that's funny!!! & men do not obsess over stuff like picking the perfect picture like women do.

pinkWabbits 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:05

Was he wearing ONLY a batman mask and sombrero?

Emperorerror 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:05

That's awesome.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:12

What is the context here? Did he ask for a picture? Because if you just randomly sent him one, that's kind of weird.

dogpup4 23

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:36

I read "return" as rectum...

supercrack11 1

Friday 16 December 2011 0:30

What else did u expect

Basedboii556 0

Friday 16 December 2011 0:37

It Is I Tha Cuddlllaaaa hahaha

bshawndes1 0

Friday 16 December 2011 1:06

And... how does your life suck?

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Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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You deserved it 14 749

The Top

Today, while going into the fire station for a call out, I opened my locker door on our only available driver and knocked him out. FML

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You deserved it 409

Today, after six months of writing a 40 page paper criticizing a famous method, I found out the professor who conceived it has transferred to my favorite college to head the department I'm applying to study in. They require I submit the paper with my application. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 176

You deserved it 4 942

Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 821

You deserved it 7 447

Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML

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You deserved it 598

Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML

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You deserved it 3 953

Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was "Is it hot?" FML

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You deserved it 579