By tortureromoretorture - 27/08/2015 00:28 - United States - West Islip

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
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I_Like_Dogs 28

Yeah, kids these days have no respect for the parents who work hard to get them a nice fly. No, they just swat it away.

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Sangue0608 26

I was searching the comments to see if anyone has said this. lol I figured they had but hoping not so I could.

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simleader 13

Hey, don't be ungrateful. You didn't have to come home after 12 hours of work with a fly circling you!

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samlovesham1234 9

To the down voters that was a Sugar Ray reference.

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SPN_lover666 27

I hope you told him that he is paying for a new TV and a new window.

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tormcn 26

He could have at least said spider. That I might understand.

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AlysoninAlaska 19

He at least got the fly though, right? Who knows, maybe it was a mutant fly and he really just saved you all from unspeakable danger.

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dirty_dan_ 15

Smack him a couple times and say you were swatting a fly

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doodlecloud 26

Geez, even if he lacks common sense and didn't realise his strength, surely you stop after you've broken the first expensive item?! FYL.

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