By arsewipe92 - 30/08/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't at all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML
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Boy, was my first time memorable. Still, when I recover, it's all bareback for me, I guess. :/

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Ouch, that must have sucked. However, (you may well know this already) you can get latex-free condoms. Now that you know you're allergic, I'd look into getting some if I were you.

wheeliegirl95 13

While I personally have made the decision not to have sex yet, so I haven't looked into condoms, I'm sure there are some kinds that are non-latex. Don't have to go bareback... the non-latex ones may be harder to find, but I'm sure they're out there.

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I think what every1 is wondering...did the guy still finish :P Only joking! But seriously don't wry about it because theres always the pill (so long as your not allergic) and you can be sure the guys going to be happy about no rubber.

You deserved it for making him wait for two years.

Being that I am a virgin I know what you mean on the whole dream thing, that really sucks that your body reacted negatively to the latex . I guess next time go for the latex free :/

How is she a **** she waited for years, unless ur retarded then you should know what a **** is

Oh, that must be one hell of a rash. I'm sorry, I bet you both were rly freaked out.

Thats almost exactly how I found I was allergic to latex. It sucks. I suggest some form of BC other than condoms, they do make the non-latex but they arent as reliable, proof positive, I now have a toddler. ha.

My mother always told me "There is a word for people who rely on the withdraw method: PARENTS" to make sure I'd never try that moronic crap. Honestly doesn't matter if it's a method or not. It's a stupid idea to use it as the only form of protection when nowawayds there is such a wide range of protection available.

oh no you're allergic to latex... just like thousands of other people, who probably also discovered it in the same way as you did. -eyeroll-

Mushrooms I seriously hope that, that was a joke. Flipping is that really true???