By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML
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dantheman1988 0

i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.

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DocBastard 38

Yes, because drinking to the point of unconscious vomiting makes you a cool party animal. I'm so glad you have such a respectable role model.

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MuffyStJacques 0

I didn't know vomiting was your way of partying.

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kyanisaurus 0

from the sounds of it, your mom's single. at 53 and single I'm guessing she's more drinking her midlife crisis away than anything. hardly a role model you should be jealous of. at 22 you should just study/work, exercise, party/drink socially, plan for the future and you'll be fine.

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Bekll 31

So what OP? I'm 23 and am not a "party animal". Parties are overrated anyway.

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kkutting 2

+ I don't think a person needs to intoxicated with an obscene amount of alcohol in order to have fun. that only makes me think that you must REALLY suck when you're sober. I agree with your comment above :) however, socially drinking is always pleasant. sadly, not many know how to do so.

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Bekll 31

Among my friends I'm the sober one. My friends get scary drunk... violent mood swings and throwing up on the bed. Not something I want to be a part of.

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InsaneGenius 0

Nothing wrong with that! Congratulate yourself for not being like that

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testthecoal 5

explains your name

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

well start smoking and drinking and you will be good to go if you think that will make you cool

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lmaoatall 6

I heard people are soaking tampons in liqour and shoveing it up their butts. what if they loose the string? who would help evacuate their bowels? I ask you because you seem to be the expert in this subject .

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mintcar 9

There's nothing wrong with not being a party animal. YDI for thinking that there is.

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