By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML
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dantheman1988 0

i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.

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DocBastard 38

Yes, because drinking to the point of unconscious vomiting makes you a cool party animal. I'm so glad you have such a respectable role model.

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kkutting 2

in that case, she should talk it out rather then ruining her liver. I mean, everyone has their problems but forgetting them by drinking isn't the smartest options. maybe if midlife crisis was the case, OP should get her some help.

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hxc4god 0

haha, I def have been in ur shoes man! it gets better, trust me.

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abcd4242 0

Jenna, I like your whole name haha :)

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persianjr1 7

you look like a girl named Amy I know. (not to be creepy) lol

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MrGold 0

well if a guy shoves a tampon up his butt he is automatically gay

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Miss_Jazzalyn 4

It doesn't matter if you don't party all the time. I'm 21 and I don't do that thing because I'm not into it. I mean, if a friend threw a party and invited me, I'd go. But just because I don't, it's not the end of everything. I have a few awesome groups of friends and we have our own way of socialising. Unless of course OP is just jealous that his mum is more social than he is.

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MrGold 0

Well too bad I'm already out. You can't catch me now.

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yesio12 13

wow same here man. Oh those crazy mothers of ours :p

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TrueStory22 0

This is not an FML. Why are you complaining about something you have nearly complete control over? On a related note, getting drunk does not equate to being a party animal.

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