By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00
I'm too old for this shit
By HateCelebz - 15/09/2023 06:00
By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 14:00
It's all downhill from here
By Go Mom...?! - 09/06/2024 23:00 - United States
By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States
How very dare you?
By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00
By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States
Pull yourself together
By ohgosh1428 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas
By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France
By Ugh - 27/02/2013 21:42 - United Kingdom
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Count yourself lucky. At 53, that just makes her sound like an immature loser.
Go buy some alcohol for some high school kids, get drunk with them, have unprotected sex with an underage girl (or guy), get her pregnant, then go get in a car accident killing a couple, leaving their two year old to live with shitty foster parents and ultimately commit suicide at the age of 15 along with the child you never knew you had from that night. But, on the bright side, you'll have, or have had a social life, and be one of the cool kids. On the other hand, you don't have to be an alcoholic, for your life to not suck, that's just an excuse.
I think that's a good thing, who needs to vomit their alcohol up in an incapacitated mess to have a good time. f ur mums life
Don't Feel bad. If this is a common occurrence u probably don't Have time party. Cause u Have to look after drinky crow!
You're better off if you were drunk all the time people would resent you.
She is an idiot. You should go live your own life.
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i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.
Yes, because drinking to the point of unconscious vomiting makes you a cool party animal. I'm so glad you have such a respectable role model.