By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 963
You deserved it 5 415

Same thing different taste

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dantheman1988 0

i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.

Yes, because drinking to the point of unconscious vomiting makes you a cool party animal. I'm so glad you have such a respectable role model.

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Count yourself lucky. At 53, that just makes her sound like an immature loser.

nessaface25 14

there is nothing wrong with not being a 'party animal'. why would you want to end up super drunk with no recollection of what you did?

Go buy some alcohol for some high school kids, get drunk with them, have unprotected sex with an underage girl (or guy), get her pregnant, then go get in a car accident killing a couple, leaving their two year old to live with shitty foster parents and ultimately commit suicide at the age of 15 along with the child you never knew you had from that night. But, on the bright side, you'll have, or have had a social life, and be one of the cool kids. On the other hand, you don't have to be an alcoholic, for your life to not suck, that's just an excuse.

runninbrotha 0

thats a very good/harsh way to put it :P

choirnerd1808 0

ha ha this literally just happened to me....well still happening. this is gonna be a swell night.

I think that's a good thing, who needs to vomit their alcohol up in an incapacitated mess to have a good time. f ur mums life

Don't Feel bad. If this is a common occurrence u probably don't Have time party. Cause u Have to look after drinky crow!

Blondiebee88 0

my mother is the same and I've thought the same exact thing before.

You're better off if you were drunk all the time people would resent you.

She is an idiot. You should go live your own life.