By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML
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dantheman1988 0

i think you need to get your priorities straightened out. getting drunk and partying all the time is for immature people who will never live up to their full potential. go to college, study hard, and do something positive with your life besides worrying that your drunk mother is cooler than you. shes not.

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DocBastard 38

Yes, because drinking to the point of unconscious vomiting makes you a cool party animal. I'm so glad you have such a respectable role model.

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carey33 15

As a 24 yr old w/ a “functioning” alcoholic mother (she has a good job). I COMPLETELY understand how you feel bro. My mom ruined my 21 by getting drunk before 10 am and then making a huge scene at the casino by screaming at my sister and I that I’m selfish and it’s not all about me. What did I do to deserve this freak out? I asked if we could leave and go somewhere else that wasn’t going to suck up all our money

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