By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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heylesha 8

well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.

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saIty 17

Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.

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yumsugarr 8

So your boyfriend dumped you via home phone message ? He must have been a smart one .

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AdriTheCutie 0

that's y I have my own phone! I'm not aloud to date but I do it anywaysssss!!

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ohmandapants 16

You're too young to date...maybe when you learn how to spell you can begin dating.

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Llama_Face89 33

If you have yet to learn how to spell your parents are probably right not to let you.

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austin1313 0

I'm not a grammar nazi or anything, but seriously? ******* learn to spell.

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Georgieeporgiee 9

18- made me laugh!

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Okay. Who wants to bet that this is a 12 year old girl?

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ronnieboo 0

Da only word dat she really misspelled is aloud/allowed. Everythin else I'd abbreviate too to shorten shit up lol

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kickblocker 18

he most likely knows you are allowed to date and did that anyway

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kateheartswaffle 0

Okay either A) Come clean. B) Pretend he's a psycho and claim that you never dated. Let's go with option A.

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Llama_Face89 33

What's wrong with option B? Seems plausible.

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ninja1216 0

What? B is clearly better why ce clean?

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geekemo92 0

As everyone who voted for B gets thumbed down.

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JHandAC 4

And that's why Forever Alone is you're picture ^^

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A100893 30

He was not worth it and your parents probably just didn't want you to get hurt, which you did.

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bizarre_ftw 21

No, what they didn't want was to face the fact that a) they're getting older b) they don't have total power over her life c) she won't be their tiny baby forever d) she's becoming and soon will be an adult with her own mind, thoughts, opinions, and life that they can't control

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bizarre_ftw 21

Honestly parents that forbid their kids from dating are just naïve idiots on power trips

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MiaLoves 8

he's not worth it if he broke up with you over voicemail. I've gone though crazy break ups my self, and you'll have worse. trust me. but the past is past, and if you get punished then you kinda had it coming for picking a idiot boy.

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JinxosGirl87 0

You must have misheard what your parents said; they forbid you from dating HIM.

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firemedic919 0

1 st move out on your own, 2 nd get over it and find another to get under.

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