Miscellaneous: Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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flutter4 7

Monday 15 October 2012 3:28

He just wanted extra love from you

lacespace 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

Boo it's a criminal master mind!

Comments

LexieWins 0

Monday 15 October 2012 3:33

At least he's creative.

winnerme123 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:35

He just wanted to have sex with you at his place.

KooLDooD121 0

Monday 15 October 2012 3:36

He wanted to be one of the ghostbusters

dashizam 10

Monday 15 October 2012 3:57

When there's something strange... ...........in the neighborhood......

Steve95401 49

Monday 15 October 2012 4:58

Who ya gonna call? ... I ain't afraid of no ghost.

senor_awesome 14

Monday 15 October 2012 5:47

just pray he doesnt summon a giant stay puffed marshmallow man. thats when you are really ******.

enormouselephant 15

Monday 15 October 2012 3:39

So did your furniture stay perfectly put during the weekends (Or whatever days you have off)?

Darkme 1

Monday 15 October 2012 3:39

time for a new bf

flutter4 7

Monday 15 October 2012 3:48

Why?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 15 October 2012 4:17

Wow, really? "My boyfriend did something silly and strange. Time to dump him!" No. No one would have relationships, ever.

chippa 24

Monday 15 October 2012 5:25

"My boyfriend has such a ridiculous lack of communication skills that he broke into my house and scared the living shit out of me so that he would feel needed." If it were -me,- I'd get out of that one ASAP...