By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 518
You deserved it 1 861

Same thing different taste

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tehaustiebear 34

I'm sorry to hair that, but it sounds like they shaved you some time.

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I suggest laxatives xD Fyl OP, you can try & work with your new look

SApprentice 34

I hope you're male, because it's easier to handle the social stigma of unwanted hairlessness if you're male. If you're female, there's really not a lot that can be said to make this better. Good luck, try not to assault your roommate.

SApprentice 34

104 and 111- It's a rat, not a hamster. No, it's not my rat, although I do currently have three, two dumbos and a standard. I just happen to really love that photo. I like all rodents, although I happen to prefer rats over hamsters. Rats have a lot more personality, I think.

SApprentice 34

11- you're*, you're*, you're* Sorry, I would have let it go if it was just once.

Pranks are one thing, but something like this goes beyond simple prank territory and ventures dangerously close to battery. I suggest you respond in kind - by throwing batteries at his ******* head. I'd suggest the heavy 12-volt variety.

Not a bad idea but its a little to easy. A good prank isn't so much a pie to the face as a subtle change that they don't realize at first. Super fine saw dust in their vehicles oil is pure evil, crisco in their hat on a hot sunny day is always good

^You! You NEVER disagree with Doc! NEVER!

sniperkit 10

For every Doc comment I read, I'm a little bit more convinced that DocBastard is secretly Tim Minchin in disguise. With a medical degree. It could happen.

Tim Minchin is MUCH better looking than I am. Besides, I'm still not convinced that he and Lars Ulrich aren't the same person. Seriously, they have the same face.

dino_cookie4 7

Cut his/her hair bald , or make a bald spot . Stay in the house until your hair gets longer , unless you absolutely need to leave .

nonnieluv 9

Didn't the hair remover smell or look different? Did you not investigate before washing your hair

skyenoelle 15

Who "investigates" before washing their hair? It's not like OP could have known before hand. I don't know about you, but I don't usually smell my shampoo before washing my hair.

When I wash my hair I expect it to contain shampoo, not hair removal. As it's white (most shampoo's are that as well) and it's mixed with the shampoo, the smell wont give it away.

20 - as soon as I read your comment, I imagined you inspecting every inch in your bathroom. Pink panther style...

imsh0rts0watt 9

That's exactly what I was thinking. For one a hair remover would have to sit on your head for a bit of time. Wouldn't you also notice the fact that it didn't lather or like you said even the different smell of it?

Iknowsomestuff 9

Don't act too quickly. Revenge is a dish best served cold, and with hair.

Today is also the day you started living on your own after buying a wig

that's horrible! i think that prank crosses the line! sorry OP get 'em back good!

What an asshole. Since he is your roommate he must have known that you were recovering from the bad haircut and he decided that once you were where you wanted to be that it would be a great idea to replace your shampoo with hair remover? Seriously that guy is a serious dick head. FYL op.