By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

He should be thankful he even got something. I know I would be.

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MolesterStallone 13

That means he watches a lot of ****...

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lucidpattern 6

I mean, he's a dick for saying that, but you might just be boring in bed. Just saying.

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EleanorHu 5

he never cares about how you feel about that.

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I_support_u 1

Talk to him and ask what he wants and tell him what u want. Good sex is all about communication whether u do it before, during (my fav), or after. I support u!

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pregnantpianist 2

**** does teach us girls how to do it. Not saying you need to watch **** to be able to please your man, but it helped me and my man. Girls in pornos are in them because they're pros. Just a thought.

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Ugi 26

But they are not doing what they are doing for themselves or for their, ehm, partner, but for the camera. That changes what they do completely.

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Fou_Lou 20

I disagree strongly on #154. **** does teach sex like the fast and furious does teach driving. Girls in pornos are actors theyre as pro as bruce willis is a real cop. The girls in pornos do as the director says that has nothing to do with being good at sex. Id really prefer any genuine hornyface above an moaning act.

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Landrykm91 6

Actually, I'm very good at switching it up. Not too many girls are willing to suck your dick and move on to a new position (and I like yoga so im pretty flexible and creative) right after you ******. It's not my lack of experience, apparently I'm "not verbal enough". But to me, I'm not about to scream "Oh yeah daddy f*ck that pussy harder harder harder" with our roomate right below us.

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Landrykm91 6

Ok, so I am the OP and there is confusion lol It wasn't my lack of movement or anything that caused him to say it, he wanted me to be "more vocal". However, I can't exactly scream and shriek and moan like a pornstar when our roomate's bedroom is directly below ours. My point was, he was just being an insensitive dick that day.

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Camerone453 14

He needs to know that many things done in **** don't actually feel good

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