Transportation: Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home....

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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meow_meow_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:15

think you should get jackson to cough up some cash

alki_fml 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:27

report it to the police. that's criminal damage..

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HomeBurger 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:23

I agree with all the people saying whoever's angry at jackson owes you a substantial amount of money.

sunshyne84_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:28

dumbest criminals?

captainkeyes 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:35

17, i think you need to read the original post again, tyler is the victim, not the vandal. OP, do you and jackson have similar cars or something? if not, that would make me raise some extra red flags.

polico_wolf 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 17:56

he was saying that jackson pretended it was someone else.

roachspray 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:51

That's an "immediately call the police" situation and one which you follow up with the place you work. Someone deserves to be fired (if it's another co-worker), pay for your car to be repaired and probably to pay with a night or two in jail, probation and court-mandated counseling. Then, they can come on fmylife and post "This guy Jackson was ******* with me, so I keyed a random guy's car thinking it was Jackson's, slashed his tires, and left a note on his car that eventually led police to me. Now I've been to jail, owe damages to Tyler, and have to see a probation officer every week until my therapist says I'm not a total douchebag any more. fml"

fillmyheart028 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:05

i'd be pissed. grr

DinoJR 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:08

Heres what you should be doing instead of posting on this site. (not that im glad you did, because you made my day). 1) Go find ot who ****** up your car 2) Go **** is shit up 3) Go **** up this Jackson dudes shit up 4) get reimbursed for all the sht you lost

Hubblebubble 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:29

god i hope you dont have to pay for that! either jackson or the person who did that to your car should

AlienMind 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:30

This sounds like the "woman scorned" thing. She probably got one of her male friends to do the actual damge though. Totally sucks regardless. FYL indeed...

mrlandlord 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:44

I would have Jackson pretend that it was his car, then confront the guy / girl that he thinks did this in front of you or others, make a scene and hopefully the perpetrator takes credit.