Transportation: Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home....

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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meow_meow_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:15

think you should get jackson to cough up some cash

alki_fml 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:27

report it to the police. that's criminal damage..

Comments

u2fanatic2012 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:29

Good idea, #29...#6 is pretty good, too. It's not Jackson's fault...but maybe you could use him to weed out the person.

MJC84 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:39

Theres only one option here. Destroy Jackson.

NyCSal 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:48

I think they thought it was Samuel L. Jackson's car, everyone hates him. perfectly understandable...

Ole_Stinker 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:48

Why should Jackson have to pay for this? There is no way that he could have foreseen whatever jerk thing he did causing damage to your car. If you tried to get a court to make him pay, you would loose. Call the police, and get Jackson to name some names.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:04

hahahahahahahahahah you poor bastard

skyblitzer 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:06

1 thing to do in this case... DONT **** WITH TYLER!!

skyblitzer 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:09

1 thing to do in this case... DONT **** WITH TYLER!! hahahaaaaa but seriously, report to police, also you'll prob find out who it is through Tyler, it its ur co worker, u can prob talk to him before you tell Jackson or the Police, he'll prob think he ****** it up and pay you, just tell him, PAY FOR MY GODDAMN CAR, OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE. after he pays you, tell jackson, your whole company, and report to police as well.

skyblitzer 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:11

nasha_kruz 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:26

why do people consistently **** with other people's property, it's childish. It's so much easier to just walk up and punch someone in the face. At least you will get a laugh out of that one.

itsamelia 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:30

I can totally see this girl submitting: "Today I went to my boyfriend Jackson's work and ****** up his car because he cheated on me/broke up with me/etc. I scratched the doors and slashed the tires. Turns out it wasn't Jackson's car. FML. hahaah (: