By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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Kitty34_fml 0

How do these FMLs make it through?

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nazooer 11

The ant was probably attracted to the peanut butter he was using so his dog to lick him

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jarofarts 0

GAH HAHA HHAHAHAHA hahah HAHAHAHA hHAHAHA now this is funny. better luck in the future, man.

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jbucklez 0

how about you never come back on FML agian...retard

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AlyshaDeShae 10

Haha, I feel a combination of pity and uncontrollable laughter. Not even including that an ant was the "first mouth to ever touch it," just the fact that you got bit there is hilarious. What on earth were you doing, playing in the yard naked?!

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DeAtH_ScoPe 0

did you bust a nut? or did you bust blood?

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pete275 0

that hurst. I bet you're circumcised too

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