By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
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lilkray_fml 0

I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?

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MetroidSlayer01 8

that sucks. funny though.

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idkweird 0

Number 1 said exactly what I was going to say. It was very sweet of you to drive her. She's an old lady, she probably didn't know what happened.

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imbatman_fml 0

no lady should ride without cash, grass, or ass

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goldenone 2

if karma is a bitch why call her a bitch? she'll just come after you now smartass

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FMLRevoluSean 0

Ydi for parking that close to a pole and expecting an old lad to know to be careful.

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ilovechocochipz 0

yeah, numba one. congrats op i agree with numba one u rock for being nice

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adriana012 0

I love seeing RELEVANT #1 comments. I agree with you. But FYL for that door, and kudos for being nice. We need more people like you in the world ;D

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mn_mpls 0

ydi for expecting an old lady to give a crap about anyone else but herself

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verymerry 6

ydi for not opening the door for her

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iSitt 0

should have opened the door for her she grew up in the era when they do that.

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TurboTalon 0

I agree with opening the door for her. If she could barely walk why didn't you help her get in? That being said, had it been my car, someone would be losing a granny.

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

actually it's "Ass, Gas, or Grass, Nobody Rides for Free." :D

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rohosoccer08 1

why are none of my comments showing up??!???!

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OuchFireAnts 0

^^^because you're a Tony romo fan

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aardvarkish 15

11, I just gotta say, That reminds me of a crusty old sergeant we had in Iraq, who would walk around smoking a pipe and saying things like "What the **** is your major malfunction, Soldier??!!" (since we were army) and "Wake up and get on patrol, you lazy sack o' shit! You'll sleep when you're dead!" His act was pretty funny, though. But he stopped that after the casualties really started.

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DreamingintheSun 0

i have! the OP should read it xD

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adrii09 0

your comments showed up ma. chill out lol u got #1 & #2 and did it even do any damage to your car? cuz I kno I've backed into poles, and cars, and had cars run into me and swung my door open and hit a million other things and my car is still in 100% condition :) lol

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dinorawrous 0

Awweh, I feel bad for the old lady :[

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cincin75 0

4 I thought u r a bad girl. I was wrong.

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HaleyBopp 0

Haha aww. Thats not her fault. I'm sorry though.

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forro34 2

couldn't there be like "old people towns"??that would be better...I think..........

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redsox4021 0

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your_face 15

Couldn't there be like "people who have no respect towns"? That would be better, I think.

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letmeinplease 0

And... ? If she didn't notice, then she can hardly apologise or anything. Yeah, you got a kickin the head for doing a good deed, but this isn't really FML territory.

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