your pants are a little low...

yours are a little high...

I'm not showing anywhere near cooch, but ur getting dangerously close to dick

I'm further away than it looks if it makes you feel any better lol. I haven't heard the word cooch in a while

I wasn't aware that your dick was attached to your knee

lol epic win

baha! dang madmax everyone is gettin you for you pic.... maybe u should think about changing it...........?

lol im not gonna change my picture because people are immature and cant keep their mouth shut and so have to hate on it from behind a computer screen. that doesn't even make sense about it being attached to my knee.

lol ok. it was jus a suggestion since it is bringing u so much drama.... I'm not hating tho lol.... cuz I'm not a hater haha

yeah i know its pretty pathetic how much negativity a simple shirtless picture brings lol. i welcome the suggestion though thank you. i'm glad you're better than everyone else and aren't a hater

Madmax should leave his picture as is and his dick where it can be assumed to be placed ;P

thanks drakanananana ^_^

I was just saying maybe the pants could come up an inch or 2... I'm not dissing on you or anything ... btw you look super tall

You're welcome madmax...I have no idea how to alter that, gomenasai >.

roho I'm not gonna take another pic and pull my pants up an inch or two lol but I'll keep it in mind :) and I'm a man united fan just FYI. lol it's ok drakananana I'm not sure what that means though :/

oh yes I'm pretty tall I'm 6'3

dude acting like he is ripped by sucking in his gut. God you look nasty in this shit man. Go get p90x or hit a gym.

I really just don't want to see that.

Gomenasai: I'm sorry in japanese. And if you have to pull your pants up, girls with all their **** showing should pull their shirts up as well. Fair is fair.

madmax is pathetic way to low of shorts can see ur pubes, and what are you flexing? barely any muscle get close to having a real six pack and come back next year

you make a very very good point drakana! that's very true. redsox just shut your ignorant mouth little fella

bubonic you don't have a lot of room to talk... you're hardly any bigger than I am. I'm not "ripped" by any means but I am very tone. sorry I don't take suppliments to try and get bigger like a lot of tools do

No room to talk my ass. My arm triples the size of yours. I ain't getting into whose more muscular with you, all I'm saying is, quit sucking in and bending over. Anyone can have a 6 pack when they do that. Your not muscular at all, your a tiny lil twink. Now go back to your bf, and quit acting tough as nails boy.

really? 3 times as much? my arms are small but not 3 times smaller than yours you ******* ignorant douche. I'm not sucking in you moron Im flexing my stomach? I'm bent over cuz the counter is short and I'm 6'3 and would tower over your ass. it's prett easy for stupid little fuckface self to talk hit over the intrawebz. it's idiots like you that brighten my day just with their shear stupidity. I think it's passed your bedtime little guy

I'm 6'2 bud. So towering not so much. And your clearly sucking in, its obvious. How old are you 12? Interwebz? Really kid? And I've done more with my life than I'm sure your stupid high school ass has. Try going to Iraq looking like that, sure you wouldn't last a second. And reason I bring up Iraq is because I've done 2 tours over there. United States Army Military Police bud, so yeah past my bedtime my ass kid. Get a hobby.

lol ur such ass a bad ass omg kid. normally I'd say I commend our troops but you, the army would be better off without a douche like you. do us all a favor and get shot in thr face kid. and I'm 21 and have traveled all over the world. not that it matters kid. I doubt you're 6'2 judging by your short little arms kid. get a hobby. lol

Funny, you clearly cannot tell how long my arms are due to the picture being cropped off jackass. Haha God are all fags like this or just your femine twink lookin ones like yourself?

I can get a pretty good idea of it bucko. I'm done intrawebz arguing with you, I can hardly comprehend your posts. later kid <333

Pardon me for butting in here, aKa_Bub0nic, but saying "get a hobby" in a comment on FML is kind of the pot calling the kettle black. :/ And being in the army doesn't mean you're not an asshole. And madmax82988... please, pull the shorts up. Please.

lol i think you should both stop arguing on an fml post about something cimpletely different than pants and tours in iraq.

The Snarf has spoken words of wisdom. OBEY!

madmax I can see your tiny dick and bubonic your pic looks fake lol both of you guys are douches.

I don't see what the deal is... I mentioned one thing and sp did a couple others... then bam super long fight! wow guys calm down it's not a big deal... next you're gonna get into a who's dick is bigger contest or who can piss further... it's dumb

Dude mad max,seriously grow some pecks man,also eat some more food,you need like another 20 pounds there buddy.

mad, you look like an old pedo so Stfu!

106 - anyone who attempts to show off in a picture (esp. on FML) is a douche.

Bub0nic atleast he has a penis, and a creepily visible one too.....