Transportation: Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By gnofin - 22/03/2016 21:23 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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By hurricane0331 - 24/06/2010 01:51 - United States

Today, a 75 year-old lady drove into me. Her excuse was, "I wasn't looking." Awesome. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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lilkray_fml 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:07

I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?

clanceyrocks11 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:23

bless her

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lilkray_fml 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:07

I'm not sure about it being an fml moment. but maybe you shoulda opened the door for her. chivalry anyone?

1LL337 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:32

YDI for giving a stranger a ride and trying to help someone

hnz 13

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:50

an old lady won't know whether she hit something!

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:04

You may have just met your guardian angel who was testing you.

HotPriest69 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:13

YDI for helping people, you're making the rest of us look bad.

GirlHasa 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 3:54

Why in the world did you park so close to a pole. YDI!

princess711 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:24

haha have you ever read the short story called "the hitch hiker" ?? O.o

gr3y_fml 1

Wednesday 12 May 2010 4:32

This is one of those times where it would really have paid off to be old-fashioned chivalrous. If you had got out of your car to open the door for her, she wouldn't have smacked it into the pole. ;) I am not criticising your kindness though, that was quite an unfortunate incident for you.