Health: Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair,...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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You deserved it 3 847

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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You deserved it 3 437

By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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You deserved it 3 989

Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 547

You deserved it 2 571

By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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You deserved it 2 365

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 086

You deserved it 4 436

By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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You deserved it 4 429

The Brian Harvey

By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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You deserved it 657

Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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You deserved it 321

Wizardo 33

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:42

The irony is now you need a wheelchair, its a vicious cycle.

thatdangmexican 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:42

Old people can be cruel sometimes.

Comments

zandalee 19

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:49

It's weird how there are so many evil old people on FML lately... All of the old people I know who live around me are ridiculously normal and nice. I feel cheated.

QQmore_fml 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:52

Maybe she was riding dirty?

jsp16 24

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:53

Did you tip her over ?

RoboCunnilingus 23

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:54

That's clearly a hit and run.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:54

Terrible idea. Between the bright red lipstick and drool stains on his shoes and the extra wrinkly grand canyon cleavage view I'm thinking her apology might actually make OP feel worse.

cosicosei 22

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:56

How did a wheelchair manage to leave your toes in ruins? I'm guessing you had flip flops on or something?

SonOfAMitch 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:57

#18 The images, THE IMAGES!

buddy51 23

Thursday 18 July 2013 0:08

Come on, OP, jobs are hard to find if you're old. Clearly she's a rainmaker for the company that sold her the wheelchair she crushed your foot with. What's an evil old lady to do to earn some extra cash?? YDI for not being more nimble!!